Lain

Description
You don't know the meaning of love until you've seen Lain and his Alm. Lain would do anything for him, including foddering most of the game's units to him. Trash-talking Alm in his presence is like digging your own grave.

The Harem
In an effort to please everyone, Lain agreed to marry SweetiePie, Soulja_Boy, Banraku, RoyAhoy and SoWhat all at the same time.